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This is a blindtext generator using quotes from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There are over 200 quotes from books one through five as well as one short story and the sequel by Eoin Colfer, And Another Thing….

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  1. So we’ll have to tell you something you already know but make it sound like news, eh?
    Mostly Harmless, page 703
  2. Anything that happens, happens.
    Mostly Harmless, page 630
  3. He was a little man in a strange hat and he sold them a ticket.
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, page 606
  4. Trin Tragula—for that was his name—was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
    The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, page 198
  5. They are simple-minded, thick-willed, slug-brained creatures, and thinking is not really something they are cut out for.
    The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, page 151
  6. The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, page 25
  7. “That’s right,” shouted Vroomfondel, “we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, page 115
  8. “Now, that’s a feckin’ god. None of your dead-but-dreaming shite with this fella.”
    And Another Thing..., page 238
  9. Arthur folded his arms and gave Zaphod the Daddy look.
    And Another Thing..., page 214
  10. “Y-You know the Cheese? You have been in His exalted presence?”
    And Another Thing..., page 189
  11. Tricia loved New York because loving New York was a good career move.
    Mostly Harmless, page 641
  12. There are things more important than paperwork.
    And Another Thing..., page 112
  13. Eight years ago, at lunchtime, this planet had been demolished, utterly destroyed, by the huge yellow Vogon ships which had hung in the lunchtime sky as if the law of gravity was no more than a local regulation, and breaking it no more than just a parking offense.
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, page 495
  14. “I don’t suppose this computer has learned to make tea?”
    And Another Thing..., page 46
  15. Odin could be enjoying a nice horn of honey meade and your call might make him drop it, then holy Zark it’s Ragnarok.
    And Another Thing..., page 108