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This is a blindtext generator using quotes from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There are over 200 quotes from books one through five as well as one short story and the sequel by Eoin Colfer, And Another Thing….

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  1. Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath.
    The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, page 208
  2. Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, page 80
  3. Arthur looked at him as if he’d gone mad and, seeing nothing to indicate to the contrary, realized that it would be perfectly reasonable to assume that this had in fact happened.
    The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, page 275
  4. The ship tried to think intelligently about this, failed and then blanked out completely for a bit.
    Mostly Harmless, page 638
  5. We may be mortal, but we’re not stupid.
    And Another Thing..., page 134
  6. The shorter man noticed the new arrivals; it was pretty likely that he would, as one of them was shouting at him.
    And Another Thing..., page 20
  7. Luckily, Betelgeuseans don’t have much of a subconscious, so that’s all right then.
    And Another Thing..., page 12
  8. “In five years I will have razed this planet, eaten its young, and stacked your skulls high in my honor.”
    And Another Thing..., page 93
  9. Arthur looked as though he’d had quite enough bad news for one day.
    And Another Thing..., page 13
  10. “Dying for a cup of tea, eh?”
    The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, page 158
  11. Her mood swings were very unpredictable but so far they’d all been between different types of bad ones.
    Mostly Harmless, page 738
  12. “Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?”
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, page 10
  13. Parenting. Nothing to it. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
    And Another Thing..., page 138
  14. Leave me in peace and I probably won’t kill you. No promises, mind.
    And Another Thing..., page 148
  15. He was a little man in a strange hat and he sold them a ticket.
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, page 606