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This is a blindtext generator using quotes from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There are over 200 quotes from books one through five as well as one short story and the sequel by Eoin Colfer, And Another Thing….

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  1. Inside, of course, was where the Outside was.
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, page 584
  2. “Ford,” he said, “you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.”
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, page 58
  3. The Fuolornis Fire Dragons were revered throughout the lands of Brequinda in the Foth of Avalars for their savage beauty, their noble ways, and their habit of biting people who didn’t revere them.
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, page 557
  4. Let’s be straight here. If we find something we can’t understand we like to call it something you can’t understand, or indeed pronounce.
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, page 590
  5. We can charge the Unnecessarily Painful Slow Death torpedoes on the trip.
    And Another Thing..., page 67
  6. “I think this is getting needlessly messianic.”
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, page 113
  7. “In five years I will have razed this planet, eaten its young, and stacked your skulls high in my honor.”
    And Another Thing..., page 93
  8. “Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?”
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, page 10
  9. In so far as it is possible for a green blur to arch its eyebrows disdainfully, this is what the green blur now did.
    The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, page 208
  10. Eight years ago, at lunchtime, this planet had been demolished, utterly destroyed, by the huge yellow Vogon ships which had hung in the lunchtime sky as if the law of gravity was no more than a local regulation, and breaking it no more than just a parking offense.
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, page 495
  11. “This is a planet of five and a half billion people, and…”
    Mostly Harmless, page 804
  12. Tricia was a TV anchor person, and New York was where most of the world’s TV was anchored.
    Mostly Harmless, page 641
  13. Odin could be enjoying a nice horn of honey meade and your call might make him drop it, then holy Zark it’s Ragnarok.
    And Another Thing..., page 108
  14. Her mood swings were very unpredictable but so far they’d all been between different types of bad ones.
    Mostly Harmless, page 738
  15. The Heart of Gold flew through the multicolored and varitextured space of everywhere.
    And Another Thing..., page 97